♞Knight

- Leave a comment saying "MAYONNAISE"
- I'll respond by asking you five questions to satisfy my curiosity.
- Update your journal with the answers to your questions.
- Include this explanation and offer to ask other people questions.

From jaundice

1: WHY SO SUBTLE?
Because I'm terrible at just saying things as they are, I feel awkward doing that and I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT I WANTED TO DO THE MEME |D
2: Ideal profession?
...Prime Minister? |D; SOB. OR A PORN WRITER. I think the second is probably more achievable 8C
3: Who has the sexier fem version - America or Russia? AMERICA BY FAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Man, I'd tap that ;D
4: FAVORITE KIND OF COOKIE?
SMARTIES COOKIES
5: Favorite food? 8D;;
Riiiiiiiice. It's delicious and doesn't hurt my tummy, closely followed by bread and then tomatoes ;u;